Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago

smugsbunny:

toastradamus:

watch me swooce right in

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Posted 5 days ago

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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Posted 5 days ago

grinderman2:

tropius:

yugichrist:

hiphopfightsback:

I don’t understand guys who don’t eat pussy. As long as it’s washed ain’t nothing to it.

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Posted 5 days ago

medusasmusings:

A cat having an adventure

(Source: medusasmusings)

Posted 5 days ago

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

Posted 5 days ago

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

Posted 5 days ago

one-handsome-devil:

stormcloaca:

thoughtlessclown:

I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask

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Posted 5 days ago

deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

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Posted 5 days ago

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

OBJECTION! Original poster is a fraud! These photos are screencaps from a YouTube video by tumblr user TechRax where he deliberately placed an iPhone into cake mixture, as seen here.

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(Source: multipack)

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago
dudewrath-the-exalted:


I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING

with great value comes great responsibility

dudewrath-the-exalted:

I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING

with great value comes great responsibility

(Source: fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

Posted 5 days ago

oreosvevo:

when you get caught taking food without permission

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Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago

princeyuya:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS DID TTHEY SERIOUSLY JUST DO THIS IN YUGIOH

I LITERALLY JSUT TOOK THIS FROM YUGIOH

THIS IS UNEDITTED

THIS IS RAW YUGIOH DUBBED GOODNESS OF EPISODE