Every time I see one of those awkward family photos where it’s just a person and their cat, I think of Trahearne.

This is probably the card he sends to the Pale Tree for Wintersday
Every time I see one of those awkward family photos where it’s just a person and their cat, I think of Trahearne.

This is probably the card he sends to the Pale Tree for Wintersday

Yoooo, I just hit 100 followers, which is freaking awesome! Thank you guys soooooo much! Sooo, I thought to celebrate those 100 friends, I would do an art giveaway for you guys.
Tbh, I’m not really that great of an artist but I do some decent, okay-looking black and white portrait drawings, so yeah. There will be 2 winners and each of those winners will receive a portrait (from the neck up) of a Gw2 character of their choice. (To which I have to say that I’ve never drawn charr before, so norn, asura, humans and sylvari are preferred, but you aren’t limited to those, you can still ask me to do a charr portrait^^.
Good luck to anybody who enters and have a nice day!
excuuuse me
I was dead waiting for the beat to drop and it fucking dropped.
-marches towards my enemies as this plays-
I don’t understand guys who don’t eat pussy. As long as it’s washed ain’t nothing to it.



I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask
